Who: Hot 35ish (bossom enhanced) Cali blonde talking to her 40ish latin guy friend at bar.
Where: In bar area, while Bears v Giants game is on TV, Sunday night.
Quote: "I swear, this has been the CRAZIEST year for betting on football"
(I made eye contact with another dude when she said that, and we both blew beer out of our noses.)
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Friday, August 17, 2007
DePaul Elevator 8-17-07
Who: Two middle-aged men, accountant looking types
Where: Elevator at 9:00 a.m. today
Quote: "What you should do is forward your haiku to Bonnie and let her know my budget report is going to be late."
Where: Elevator at 9:00 a.m. today
Quote: "What you should do is forward your haiku to Bonnie and let her know my budget report is going to be late."
Sunday, December 31, 2006
Southwest Airlines / CHI -> DET / 12/22/06
Description of Loud Talkers:
Middle aged sandy brown haired momma's boy speaking to his mother.
Momma's Boy: "So Mary had to take over for Susan, you know, since the hatchet incident."
Mother: "Oh right."
Middle aged sandy brown haired momma's boy speaking to his mother.
Momma's Boy: "So Mary had to take over for Susan, you know, since the hatchet incident."
Mother: "Oh right."
CTA Brown Line / Library Stop / 11-15-06
Description of loud talkers:
Three nerdy looking college students, one girl and two guys. Conversation led by 18-ish girl wearing oversized coat and black rimmed glasses.
Nerdy Girl: "That's the last time I ever date anyone because of God's will."
Three nerdy looking college students, one girl and two guys. Conversation led by 18-ish girl wearing oversized coat and black rimmed glasses.
Nerdy Girl: "That's the last time I ever date anyone because of God's will."
Cubby Bear / Women's Bathroom / 12-30-06
Description of Loud Talkers:
Blocked by the bathroom door, so no description of the speakers is available. We can only assume there was a blonde talking to a brunette.
Blonde: "So I just stood up to him and said NO."
Brunette: "Honey, I would love to be supportive, but you're stupid."
Blocked by the bathroom door, so no description of the speakers is available. We can only assume there was a blonde talking to a brunette.
Blonde: "So I just stood up to him and said NO."
Brunette: "Honey, I would love to be supportive, but you're stupid."
Open Season on Dumb Comments
Sometimes the best part about riding public transportation and going to bars is listening to the dumb people who talk too loud. Today, we begin to compile these sayings and look forward to those added by you.
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